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I really hated to admit it to myself, but it was happening. After months of badgering, my younger brother had wormed his way into my head. I wanted him now. All the things that had made me sick before, all the things that made me stop talking to him now

grimphantom2: naavscolors: Well… after all the things that happened tonight, and the thought that i might lose my internet access, because at the moment i really don’t know what’s gonna happen, but you know… I just want to give my dosis of April.

I’ve been really getting into this bird thing, so I made a Gryphon. I hope this color choice was good. The name was just something I pulled out of the air. I was going to name it Bird thing, but that sounds rather lame. I want to use this

blackourstory: Yes, this was a thing that really happened. Why the psychiatric profession has NOT declared such a long-running obsession with anti-Blackness as a mental illness is inexplicable.

greedypet: othility: greedypet: othility: spankingandsodomy: Disobedient whores are spanked, and that’s really the best of the things that will happen to them. “DisObedient whores are spanked, and that’s really the best of the things that

thehandthatbinds: Daddy’s playful little girl! Two things that really get me going are denim shorts and Converse, and boy, that’s happening here!

sodomymcscurvylegs: ly0nheart1: finalfagtasy15: JUST KISS ALREADY!!!

It really grinds my gears when I have to justify why I enjoy some things that have problematic elements in them. For example, Detroit Become Human I think is a really really good game, it has really shitty flaws that come from david cage being a shitty

okama-kenpo: that thing that happens where you’re reading a really fucking good fanfiction and you have to put a hand over your face because you basically lose control of your mouth muscles, and you make all these mouth shapes that you don’t mean

the-real-seebs: jumpingjacktrash: pennyapound: Here’s the thing, Hot Fuzz is an action/comedy/thriller spoof that also happens to have a love story between two men. As in actual romantic love. How do I know? Because of Victoria. Most people who

naavscolors: Well… after all the things that happened tonight, and the thought that i might lose my internet access, because at the moment i really don’t know what’s gonna happen, but you know… I just want to give my dosis of April. ;9

rooshoes: really one of the only good things that has happened to me in the last 6mos is that, after spending ฤ on a sexyfur account for joke purposes and then unsubscribing a month later, my membership continues to work and i continue to leak porn

rooshoes: fiztheancient: rooshoes: really one of the only good things that has happened to me in the last 6mos is that, after spending ฤ on a sexyfur account for joke purposes and then unsubscribing a month later, my membership continues to work

polyplanets:taako had really good characterisation in this episode, thank u justin for my life. im so emotionally drained from everything else that happened that this is all i could draw because it just stuck in my head as a really good thing that taako

cancerously: in all seriousness, without getting into specific spoilers, I think the thing that bowls me over the most about the adventure zone is the absolute love and care you can feel in every single piece of it that comes out of it being a podcast

heartfriend3: does anyone else get that thing, where if you really liked something and felt it defined you and gave you identity, but suddenly your friend likes it too and you just loose all your sense of self and you get into these mood swings where

I wish that people (well, companies) would stop putting sucralose (artificial sugar, brand name Splenda) in non-diet foods or, rather, would more obviously label it. Its just randomly in everything…Mostly it just really annoys me in things like

So I ended up buying that shirt I was trying not to buy this morning after all I’m sure you were all dying to know

faize: when you get into a new thing and all you really care about is that thing and you’re destroying your blog spamming that thing so you have to start pretending to care about other things so there’s some variety

agefulof: i drew that zev leg the other day and this feeling caught me after like what is this reminding me ofand it turns out it was this and a really specific thing that actually happened in the game

ourbedroomafterthewar: do you ever get like really hopeful about someone for no reason and start thinking about all the wonderful things that could happen and then you realize they just don’t think about you like that and you’re crushed and you feel

kvotheunkvothe: astound: start 2015 off with an empty jar and fill it with notes about good things that happen. on new years eve, empty it and see what awesome stuff happened that year

Things that Will Probably Never Happen in the New Yu-Gi-Oh Movie But I Really Wish They Would

things that will never fail to make me cry:fun.’s the gamblershinee’s like a fire performance @tokyo domekouao

bitter-fruit-better-living: I’m thinking too much about things that don’t matter, things that won’t ever happen, things I shouldn’t be thinking about, and things I can’t really talk to people about. This situation is shitty

naavscolors: Well… after all the things that happened tonight, and the thought that i might lose my internet access, because at the moment i really don’t know what’s gonna happen, but you know…I just want to give my dosis of April.

ohmygil: kylesquips: kylesquips: kylesquips: awliver: kylesquips: That dril tweet thats like “I sucked my own dick and got poisoned” is really funny to me because thats a thing that actually happened to me lmao what happened kyle I typed

ohnahchill: It really be tumblr vs real life on here.Stuff yall think that happens in real life and things that actually happen in real life. Because they don’t correlate.

kinkyquotes: I love the way you make me horny without even doing anything. 😈 One of the most amazing things that can happen when you really, really like someone 😀😍 👉 Like AND TAG SOMEONE! 😀 This is Kinky quotes and these are all our original

justjensenanddean: “I would physically be embarrassed about things that happened, and that doesn’t happen anymore. I think it’s because if somebody is willing to judge me, then I don’t really care what they think” Jensen Ackles (PhxCon15)

So tonight I had a guy I know, who lives in the same apt building, meet me on the ground floor to give me a package of instant noodles because I mentioned to him over Facebook that my kitchen is a “no cooking zone” as I clean for an inspection

naturalhairandbowties: misztwixbaby: Ppl really making jokes about Columbia flooding but a few have died, people stuck in cars, all kind of other things…. #PrayForCoulmbia even if it’s not as extreme as things that have happened before, people are

So I can feel my mood dropping, like I’m feeling really really low, so I’m trying to remember good things that happened this week and I literally can’t remember yesterday. Anything about yesterday. I remember the weekend then the last three days

I often seem to forget that there are probably so many years ahead of me. things often seem so final, but I really shouldn’t worry that things that can’t happen now will never happen. the time isn’t right, right now, but one day, it very well could

austriea: i cannot believe that the ministry of denmark made a 1:1 scale model of all of denmark in minecraft this is a real thing that really happened you can go on servers n everything or download chunks of the country and im not sure how to feel

coordinatornarvin: austriea: i cannot believe that the ministry of denmark made a 1:1 scale model of all of denmark in minecraft this is a real thing that really happened you can go on servers n everything or download chunks of the country and im not

harleyhendrix: teacupfullofcherries77 answered your question: Yall should tell me about the most fucked up thing that happened while you were having sex… I’ve never had anything really weird happen to me. The worst thing was the person came

kylesquips: kylesquips: kylesquips: awliver: kylesquips: That dril tweet thats like “I sucked my own dick and got poisoned” is really funny to me because thats a thing that actually happened to me lmao what happened kyle I typed out a whole

ourbedroomafterthewar: do you ever get like really hopeful about someone for no reason and start thinking about all the wonderful things that could happen and then you realize they just don’t think about you like that and you’re crushed and you feel

justjensenanddean: “I would physically be embarrassed about things that happened and that doesn’t happen anymore. I think it’s because if somebody is willing to judge me, then I don’t really care what they think.”Happy 37th Birthday Jensen Ackles

yamatoesies: gyuki: i saw a gif of this and i was genuinely convinced it was fake but no. it’s real. this is real. this is a real thing that really happened in a real episode of naruto shippuden. people who don’t watch the fillers are really

Did Aria really just blow a fucking whistle because Ali was talking to her? That is without a doubt the most extra thing that has happened on this show, including the entire Ravenswood subplot.

kylesquips: kylesquips: kylesquips: awliver: kylesquips: That dril tweet thats like “I sucked my own dick and got poisoned” is really funny to me because thats a thing that actually happened to me lmao what happened kyle I typed out a

igglooaustralia: Wow y'all really have Kim out here thinking that this is all her fault. That she deserved to be dragged out of her bed in the middle of the night, tied up, and thrown into a bathtub scared for her life, because of her wealth. This

fruitsoftheape100: foreverhonest: Here’s a thing that happened to one of my friends. I was there. Basically, we were walking down the sidewalk, talking about something meaningless. I think it had to do with a movie. Then this bus screeches up, stops

pastel-pwussy: pr1nceshawn: A few things to try… That “what happened?” One is really good! I kinda taught myself how to do that, esp with my current boo..cuz you really don’t know what was up until you ask real life hacks

agefulof: i drew that zev leg the other day and this feeling caught me after like what is this reminding me ofand it turns out it was this and a really specific thing that actually happened in the game

langernameohnebedeutung: Infinity War 2, script leak:Avengers: “Oh, Thor we’re very ‘sorry’ that you lost Loki that’s really…really a thing that happened to you.”Thor, frantically going through his pockets: “Lost? What do you mean ‘lost’,

Things that annoy me

okok so even thought no one noticed my disappearance on tumblr some exciting things that happened recently: - graduated high school!!!’ - slept and ate to my hearts content - got to meet someone from my old school back in the states - saw friKcing BLOCK

jdowzell: deathtospookies: shriekydonkey: rudeezy: Dwayne the matchmaker zowie, that made my heart go owie OH NO CUTIES I… I really wish this would happen to me. Like, I have a really sad fantasy where this is a thing that happens, but my luck

scotchtapeofficial: kylesquips: kylesquips: kylesquips: awliver: kylesquips: That dril tweet thats like “I sucked my own dick and got poisoned” is really funny to me because thats a thing that actually happened to me lmao what happened kyle

queenwhiskey:queenwhiskey:this is the funniest thing thats ever happened to me on tumblr. tumblr is the only site where things really happen.

ourbedroomafterthewar: do you ever get like really hopeful about someone for no reason and start thinking about all the wonderful things that could happen and then you realize they just don’t think about you like that and you’re crushed and you feel

idk i was working on a commission and then i suddenly started to think all of this and i got upset LOL i really don’t want to get too upset tho because who knows what the rest of the story will be like y’know? but with everything that has happened

sayomiku: In 2014, I wrote down every good thing that happened to me on a piece of paper, folded it up, and put it into this jar. Now, in 2015, I will read these notes and see that many good things happened me last year. This really puts things into

gottadiefast replied to your post “gottadiefast replied to your photoset “ALT SET FOR ANALGEDDON ON…”You said you didn’t plan on doing it for everyone thoOk and they still might not happen and the one thing that makes happen is really

lonelycross: something really quick for the SOPA thingy. I can’t really do anything special on my side, but if you’re in this terrible situation, please, act. Censorship is the most horrible thing that could happen to internet. Thank you for listening.

ahahahaha oh man i just remembered a really funny thing that happened one time when i was with my mom and sister at suncoast a while back i ventured to the anime section in the back and was looking at newly released anime dvds my mom and sister came up

schaferhunter: You’re the best thing that’s happened to me in a really long time.

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